community, good management, newish buildings, and comparatively generous funding. But it's becoming increasingly difficult to satisfy the expectations of patients and politicians. Neither Stranraer nor Dumfries can offer the access to the specialist services that can be expected in the centre of Glasgow, and the citizens and the local politicians have to accept that. There are huge compensations: the level of care for the more ordinary conditions that make up the vast majority of medical practice is probably better and certainly much more personal than in central Glasgow, and the place is so beautiful.I look forward to returning in 10 years, assuming that the NHS still exists and that I'm still alive, sane, and employable-all doubtful assumptions.Competing interests: I have a passion for all things Scottish including porridge, bagpipes, malt whisky, and my wife.