We present a novel formalism to describe the in-vacuo conversion between polarization states of propagating radiation, also known as generalized Faraday effect (GFE), in a cosmological context. Thinking of GFE as a potential tracer of new, isotropy-and/or parity-violating physics, we apply our formalism to the CMB polarized anisotropy power spectra, providing a simple framework to easily compute their observed modifications. In so-doing, we re-interpret previously known results, namely the in-vacuo rotation of the linear polarization plane of CMB photons (or cosmic birefringence) but also point out that GFE could lead to the partial conversion of linear into circular polarization. We notice that GFE can be seen as an effect of light propagating in an anisotropic and/or chiral medium (a "dark crystal") and recast its parameters as the components of an effective "cosmic susceptibility tensor". For a wavenumber-independent susceptibility tensor, this allows us to set an observational bound on a GFE-induced CMB circularly polarized power spectrum, or VV, at C V V < 2 • 10 −5 µK 2 (95 % CL), at its peak 370, which is some three orders of magnitude better than presently available direct VV measurements. We argue that, unless dramatic technological improvements will arise in direct V-modes measurements, cosmic variance-limited linear polarization surveys expected within this decade should provide, as a byproduct, superior bounds on GFEinduced circular polarization of the CMB.