We study axion-photon couplings in compactifications of type IIB string theory. We find
that these couplings are systematically suppressed compared to the inverse axion periodicity, as a
result of two effects. First, couplings to the QED theta angle are suppressed for axion mass
eigenstates that are light compared to the mass scale set by stringy instantons on the cycle
supporting QED. Second, in compactifications with many axions the intersection matrix is sparse,
making kinetic mixing weak. We study the resulting phenomenology in an ensemble of 200,000
toy models constructed from the Kreuzer-Skarke database up to the maximum Hodge number
h1,1 = 491. We examine freeze-in production and decay of thermal axions, birefringence of the
cosmic microwave background, X-ray spectrum oscillations, and constraints on the QCD axion from
supernovae. We conclude that compactifications in this corner of the landscape involve many
invisible axions, as well as a handful that may be detectable via photon couplings.