We consider a "twisted" noncommutative join procedure for unital C * -algebras which admit actions by a compact abelian group G and its discrete abelian dual Γ, so that we may investigate an analogue of Baum-D ' abrowski-Hajac noncommutative Borsuk-Ulam theory in the twisted setting. Namely, under what conditions is it guaranteed that an equivariant map φ from a unital C * -algebra A to the twisted join of A and C * (Γ) cannot exist? This pursuit is motivated by the twisted analogues of even spheres, which admit the same K0 groups as even spheres and have an analogous Borsuk-Ulam theorem that is detected by K0, despite the fact that the objects are not themselves deformations of a sphere. We find multiple sufficient conditions for twisted Borsuk-Ulam theorems to hold, one of which is the addition of another equivariance condition on φ that corresponds to the choice of twist. However, we also find multiple examples of equivariant maps φ that exist even under fairly restrictive assumptions. Finally, we consider an extension of unital contractibility (in the sense of D ' abrowski-Hajac-Neshveyev) "modulo k."