An efficient and convergent synthesis of 5′‐hydroxyzearalenone and 5′β‐hydroxyzearalenone, 14‐membered β‐resorcylic acid lactone (RAL) natural products, has been achieved in a longest linear sequence of 19 steps, and a total of 29 steps, starting from commercially available 5‐hexen‐1‐ol and methyl 2‐(3,5‐dimethoxyphenyl)acetate. The key features of our synthesis include a Jacobsen hydrolytic kinetic resolution, a Mitsunobu esterification and (an E)‐selective ring‐closing metathesis (RCM). Our synthesis also highlights the utility of the acetal protecting group for the resorcylate moiety, and its compatibility with RCM reactions for the synthesis of 14‐membered RALs. The cytotoxic activity of both synthetic compounds was evaluated against seven human cancer cell lines. 5′‐Hydroxyzearalenone shows more potent cytotoxic activity against most of the cancer cell lines tested than its epimer, 5′β‐hydroxyzearalenone. Both compounds show significant cytotoxic activity against the C33A cervical cancer cell line, with IC50 values of 21.33 ± 6.43 µm and 16.00 ± 12.17 µm, respectively.