Considering the potential threats posed by oily wastewater to the ecosystem, it is urgently in demand to develop efficient, eco‐friendly, and intelligent oil/water separation materials to enhance the safety of the water environment. Herein, an intelligent hydrogel‐coated wood (PPT/PPy@DW) membrane with self‐healing, self‐cleaning, and oil pollution detection performances is fabricated for the controllable separation of oil‐in‐water (O/W) emulsions and water‐in‐oil (W/O) emulsions. The PPT/PPy@DW is prepared by loading polypyrrole (PPy) particles on the delignified wood (DW) membranes, further modifying the hydrogel layer as an oil‐repellent barrier. The layered porous structure and selective wettability endow PPT/PPy@DW with great separation performance for various O/W emulsions (≥98.69% for separation efficiency and ≈1000 L m−2 h−1 bar−1 for permeance). Notably, the oil pollution degree of PPT/PPy@DW can be monitored in real‐time based on the changed voltage generated during O/W emulsion separation, and the oil‐polluted PPT/PPy@DW can be self‐cleaned by soaking in water to recover its separation performance. The high affinity of PPT/PPy@DW for water makes it effective in trapping water from the mixed surfactant‐stabilized W/O emulsions. The prepared eco‐friendly and low‐cost multifunctional hydrogel wood membrane shows promising potential in on‐demand oil/water separation and provides new ideas for the functional improvement of new biomass oil/water separation membrane materials.