This chapter investigates how a consensus developed that Edward II
was murdered by anal penetration with a red-hot spit. I question its
interpretation by scholars as a self-evidently sexually mimetic, punitive
murder method: in fact, the earliest accounts of this murder present
it primarily as painful, torturous, and undetectable through outward
inspection. Importantly, too, these earliest accounts emerge before the
formation of a consensus on whether Edward’s transgressions were sexual,
let alone whether they specifically constituted sex with men. This analysis
prompts a reassessment of the place of this narrative in the history of
queer sexuality, and of the murder scene in Marlowe’s Edward II, while
also further illuminating the literary priorities of medieval and early
modern chroniclers.