The first time a searcher finds a target is called a first passage time (FPT). In many physical, chemical, and biological processes, the searcher is "mortal," which means that the searcher might become inactivated (degrade, die, etc.) before finding the target. In the context of intracellular signaling, an important recent work discovered that fast inactivation can drastically alter the conditional FPT distribution of a mortal diffusive searcher, if the searcher is conditioned to find the target before inactivation. In this paper, we prove a general theorem which yields an explicit formula for all the moments of such conditional FPTs in the fast inactivation limit. This formula is quite universal, as it holds under very general conditions on the diffusive searcher dynamics, the target, and the spatial domain. These results prove in significant generality that if inactivation is fast, then the conditional FPT compared to the FPT without inactivation is (i) much faster, (ii) much less affected by spatial heterogeneity, and (iii) much less variable. Our results agree with recent computational and theoretical analysis of a certain discrete intracellular diffusion model and confirm a conjecture related to the effect of spatial heterogeneity on intracellular signaling.