A 20-year-old otherwise healthy male presented to his primary care clinic with a 1-week history of fevers, rash, and polyarthralgias affecting his knees, elbows, and wrists that began 5 days following an acute diarrheal illness. In the clinic he was febrile to 38.5°C with a petechial rash initially on the palms and soles, which then spread to his trunk. The examination was also notable for cervical lymphadenopathy, two tongue ulcerations with clean bases, and the absence of joint effusion. Testing for influenza virus was negative, and the patient was sent home with a preliminary diagnosis of a nonspecific viral illness. Subsequently, the patient's malaise and migratory arthralgias worsened, resulting in ambulation difficulties, and so he presented to the Emergency Department. He continued to complain of low-grade fevers and rash with intermittent headache and mild dysuria. He reported a monogamous heterosexual relationship, but he denied abnormal urethral discharge, genital lesions, intravenous drug use, tick exposure, or recent travel outside his Midwestern home state. The exam was notable for a whole-body diffuse petechial rash (Fig. 1) but negative for joint effusions or stigmata of endocarditis. Laboratory analysis revealed mildly elevated white blood cells at 11.5 ϫ 10 9 /liter (normal range, 3.4 ϫ 10 9 to 9.6 ϫ 10 9 /liter) with neutrophilia, hemoglobin at 13.0 g/dl (normal range, 13.2 to 16.6 g/dl), and a C-reactive protein level of 79.1 mg/liter (normal range, 3.0 to 8.0 mg/liter). Hepatic enzyme testing, blood chemistry panel, urinalysis, and urine Gram stain were unremarkable. Given his history and lack of overseas travel, the differential for his illness included enterovirus, parvovirus, viral hepatitis, sexually transmitted infection, reactive arthritis, rheumatic disease, and bacteremia. Influenza and tick-borne illness were additional considerations, although the patient presented during the winter months, making influenza more likely than tick-borne illness. However, given a negative outpatient influenza result and the endemic nature of local tick-borne illnesses, a tick-borne panel was obtained that included testing for Lyme disease, Anaplasma phagocytophilum, Ehrlichia chaffeensis, and Babesia microti. In addition, blood cultures, urine studies for Neisseria gonorrhoeae and Chlamydia trachomatis, and a multiplex molecular stool panel for gastrointestinal pathogens (BioFire, Salt Lake City, UT) were performed, and blood for hepatitis, HIV, and syphilis serologies was obtained. Given the absence of joint effusions, no diagnostic joint aspiration was performed. The patient received a single dose of ceftriaxone to cover for sexually transmitted infections before being admitted. The patient received analgesia with naproxen and reported rapid improvement in his arthralgias. Overnight, blood cultures turned positive for Gram-negative rods in four