A universal photoassisted pathway to functionalize polymeric surfaces is presented by transferring the inert surface sp3 CH bonds into reactive groups, such as SO3H, NH2, SH, and COOH. The proposed method uses acetone as photoinitiator and different phenols with a para substituent XR as the reactants. Acetone excited by UV irradiation acts as a pair of scissors cutting both the surface CH bonds of the polymer substrate and the OH bonds of phenol, leading to the formation of carbon‐centered surface chain free radicals and oxygen‐centered phenoxy free radicals. By coupling of these two radicals, a variety of functional X groups with an R spacer from XR species of different phenol reactants were readily bonded to the polymeric surfaces, where phenol reactants included 4‐hydroxylbenzene sulfonic acid for SO3H, p‐aminophenol and tyramine for NH2, 4‐hydroxythiophenol for SH, and tyrosine for COOH. © 2011 Wiley Periodicals, Inc. J Polym Sci Part A: Polym Chem, 2011