Understanding intermittent dissipation in the interstellar medium is integral to understanding the chemical abundances and line luminosities observed therein. In the cold neutral medium, continuous heating processes due to cosmic rays and photoelectric emission from dust grains determine a unique equilibrium temperature varying with density. Excursions from this are due to intermittent processes including shocks, viscous heating, and ambipolar diffusion. The high-temperature excursions are thought to explain the enhanced abundance of CH + observed along diffuse molecular sight-lines. Intermittent high temperatures should also have an impact on H 2 line luminosities. We carry out simulations of MHD turbulence in molecular clouds including heating and cooling, and post-process them to study H 2 line emission and hot-gas chemistry, particularly the formation of CH + . We explore multiple magnetic field strengths and equations of state. We use a new H 2 cooling function for n H ≤ 10 5 cm −3 , T ≤ 5000 K, and variable H 2 fraction. Our models produce H 2 emission lines in accord with many observations, although extra excitation mechanisms are required in some clouds. For realistic r.m.s. magnetic field strengths (≈ 10 µG) and velocity dispersions, we reproduce observed CH + abundances. Comparison of predicted dust polarization with observations by Planck suggests that the mean field 5µG, so that the turbulence is sub-Alfvénic. We recommend future work treating ions and neutrals as separate fluids to more accurately capture the effects of ambipolar diffusion on CH + abundance.