We provide a simple algorithm for constructing Hamiltonian graph cycles (visiting every vertex exactly once) on the set of aperiodic two-dimensional Ammann-Beenker (AB) tilings. Using this result, and the discrete scale symmetry of AB tilings, we find exact solutions to a range of other problems including the minimum dominating set problem, the domatic number problem, the longest path problem, and the induced path problem. Of direct relevance to physics, we solve the equalweight travelling salesperson problem, providing for example the most efficient route a scanning tunneling microscope tip could take to image the atoms of physical quasicrystals, and the 3-colouring problem, giving ground states for the 3-state Potts model of magnetic interactions. We discuss the adsorption of chain molecules onto quasicrystal surfaces, with possible applications to catalysis.