Kleene’s computability theory based on the S1–S9 computation schemes constitutes a model for computing with objects of any finite type and extends Turing’s ‘machine model’ which formalises computing with real numbers. A fundamental distinction in Kleene’s framework is between normal and non-normal functionals where the former compute the associated Kleene quantifier ∃ n and the latter do not. Historically, the focus was on normal functionals, but recently new non-normal functionals have been studied based on well-known theorems, the weakest among which seems to be the uncountability of the reals. These new non-normal functionals are fundamentally different from historical examples like Tait’s fan functional: the latter is computable from ∃ 2 , while the former are computable in ∃ 3 but not in weaker oracles. Of course, there is a great divide or abyss separating ∃ 2 and ∃ 3 and we identify slight variations of our new non-normal functionals that are again computable in ∃ 2 , i.e. fall on different sides of this abyss. Our examples are based on mainstream mathematical notions, like quasi-continuity, Baire classes, bounded variation, and semi-continuity from real analysis.