“…Under the rubric of whimsical science, must be considered the assertions that the demise of the Etruscans, 67 the Fall of the Roman Empire 68 and the ill-fate of the Franklin expedition to map the Northwest Passage, 69 was a result of plumbism-induced acute porphyria, like the lead poisoning that leaches out from toxic decanters and Toby jugs. [70][71][72][73] Lay preoccupation with the illnesses of the rich and famous has been no less active in the realm of porphyria that seems to have a predilection for artists and writers, if the experience of van Gogh, 74,75 Heinrich Heine 76 and Isabel Allende 77 are representative. What does seem clear, however, is that the mythology of werewolves and vampires deserves only scorn and has no place in the legend of porphyrins, 78 being particularly hurtful to true sufferers of the cutaneous forms of the disease.…”