“…Microbes can impact on our lives in so many ways and are thus relevant to many personal decisions we take, such as whether to give birth by caesarean (aseptic) or natural delivery (colonization of the newborn by maternal microbes; Wampach et al, 2018), breast-feed [delivery to the baby of protective antibodies against pathogens, human milk oligosaccharides favouring bifidobacteria thought to orchestrate healthy development of immune systems (Gomez de Agüero et al, 2016;Moossavi et al, 2018), maternal microbes present in breast milk, etc. (Milani et al, 2017)], frequently use powerful disinfectants to clean the home (reduce exposure of infants to microbiome diversification and its health benefits: Finlay and Arrieta, 2016;Gilbert and Yee, 2016;Bach, 2018;Sharma and Gilbert, 2018; or indeed hospitals: see Caselli, 2017), be vaccinated or treated for an infection (Lane et al, 2018), use phosphorus-containing household cleaning products (Richards et al, 2015; can contribute to eutrophication and harmful algal blooms in local waters), use germicidal soaps (can cause dysbiosis of skin microbiota; Gilbert and Yee, 2016), acquire a companion dog (facilitates microbiota exchanges, Trinh et al, 2018; increases phosphorus inputs into the watershed, Hobbie et al, 2017) or what food to eat (e.g., beef, which has a substantial methane footprint; beef and dairy products whose consumption is correlated with cancers, zur Hausen et al, 2017; other meats and vegetables: provenance, shelf-life, associations with known risk factors, etc.)…”