We study the two-dimensional magnetohydrodynamics system forced by spacetime white noise. Due to a lack of an explicit invariant measure, the approach of Da Prato and Debussche (2002, J. Funct. Anal., 196, pp. 180-210) on the Navier-Stokes equations does not seem to fit. We follow instead the approach of Hairer and Rosati (2023, arXiv:2301), take advantage of the structure of Maxwell's equation, such as anti-symmetry, to find an appropriate paracontrolled ansatz and many crucial cancellations, and prove the global-in-time existence and uniqueness of its solution.