“…Substantial recent literature, surveyed in the 2018 monograph [9], concerns toy models of more specific types of real-world spatial network, studied in statistical physics style rather than theorem-proof style. Intermediate between those styles, and envisioning examples such as inter-city road networks, one can model the city positions as a Poisson point process, and one can study the trade-off between a network's cost (taken as network length) and its effectiveness at providing short routes [4,5,6]. It is often remarked that tree networks are obviously very ineffective at providing short routes, and the purpose of this article is to give one formalization, as Theorem 1.2.…”