This article argues that in the moments leading up to decolonization, Indian Muslims living in East Africa sought to refuse their minority status through the excessive language of universal Islam. Groups with an established presence like the Khoja and Bohra trading communities, as well as new arrivals like the Ahmadis, sought to escape the deterministic logic of demography that had increasingly come to characterize African nationalist thought. Critically, however, this article argues that such an escape also had them recast and even rewrite the very substance of that universality, detaching Islam from its Arab provenance in order to reposition it anew out of the African context; in effect, provincializing Mecca. The article thus connects the intellectual histories of these minority communities to that of the poet and philosopher Muhammad Iqbal, who once claimed that for Islam to be universalized across difference it would first need to shed the weighty inheritance of 'Arabian Imperialism.'