This report describes versatile and catalyst-free methods for the introduction of group-16 elements at the meso-positions of diarylporphyrins. The methods involve nucleophilic aromatic substitution (S N Ar) of the meso-bromodiarylporphyrin. The reaction proceeds in almost quantitative yield in most cases. Reactions with various phenols afford the corresponding meso-phenoxyporphyrins, except for the reaction with 4-hydroxypyridine, which affords a meso-(N-pyridonyl)porphyrin. With the exception of thiocyanate, reac-tions involving sulfur-centered nucleophiles proceed smoothly and afford the corresponding functionalized porphyrins, including a meso-sulfonylporphyrin that was obtained from benzenesulfinate. To overcome problems associated with the handling of chalcogenols (instability, bad odors), we also used dichalcogenides as nucleophile precursors to afford the corresponding meso-sulfanyl or selanylporphyrins. The instability of a novel meso-tellanylporphyrin is also revealed.[a] Dr.