Haterumaimide J (hatJ) is reportedly the most cytotoxic member of the lissoclimide family of labdane diterpenoids. The unusual functional group arrangement of hatJ-C18 oxygenation and C2 chlorination-resisted our efforts at synthesis until we adopted an approach based on rarely studied terminal epoxide-based cation-π bicyclizations that is described herein. Using the C2chlorine atom as a key stereocontrol element and a furan as a nucleophilic terminator, the key structural features of hatJ were rapidly constructed. The 18-step stereoselective synthesis features applications of chiral pool starting materials, and catalyst-, substrate-, and auxiliary-based stereocontrol. Access to hatJ and its acetylated congener hatK permitted their biological evaluation against aggressive human cancer cell lines. Our laboratory has been investigating the chemistry and biology of the potently cytotoxic labdane diterpenoids in the lissoclimide family. 1-3 Nearly two dozen such natural products were isolated from sea squirts as described by the groups of Malochet-Grivois/Roussakis, 4 Ueda/Uemura, 5 and Schmitz. 6 Among these compounds, many of which were named haterumaimides, several showed potent cytotoxicity against the P388 murine leukemia cell line (Figure 1); dichlorolissoclimide (1) and chlorolissoclimide (2) were also very active against KB cells and non-small-cell lung cancer, 4b,c and were later shown by Pelletier and co-workers to be inhibitors of eukaryotic translation. 7 With the Alexanian group, we completed semisyntheses of haterumaimide Q (3) and chlorolissoclimide from sclareolide, featuring in the latter case a selective radical C-H chlorination reaction to install the salient C2-halogen atom. 1,8 In a separate report focused more on the biological properties of these *