Although graphene films are the main candidate for replacing scarce and brittle metal‐oxide transparent conductors, the current challenges on graphene deposition and patterning are severely limiting their commercial application. Here, materials and methods that allow large‐scale, efficient, and low‐cost fabrication of highly transparent conductors in a few minutes are demonstrated. First, a low‐cost graphene oxide (GO) solution through spray coating is deposited, followed by simultaneous reduced graphene oxide reduction and thinning through a low‐cost nanosecond fiber laser. It is shown that a 1064 nm master oscillator power amplifier laser enhances the conductivity of GO coated sample by ≈60 times, with excellent optical transparency of 90%. The laser parameters are adjusted, and creation of various shades of transparency, conductivity, and a full ablation are demonstrated. This way, complex GO‐based circuits can be produced rapidly. Compared to the existing techniques that require chemical vapor deposition, and chemical/thermal reduction, this technique is considerably more accessible, replicable, and can open doors for various applications in optoelectronics, energy storage/harvesting, and sensing. The electrical, chemical, and optical properties of the samples are characterized before and after laser treatment, through optical profilometry, scanning electron microscopy, and (UV, Raman, and energy dispersive X‐ray) spectroscopy and applications in transparent conductors, and laser‐patterned high‐resolution and miniaturized interdigitated sensors are shown.