The development of very efficient bifunctional catalysts for the simultaneous detoxification of two kinds of the deadliest chemical warfare agents (CWAs), nerve agent and blister agent, is highly desirable. In this study, two porphyrin-based ligands [tetrakis(4-carboxyphenyl) porphyrin (TCPP) and protoporphyrin IX (PPIX)] are introduced into 2D Zr-1,3,5-tris(4-carboxyphenyl)benzene (BTB) metal−organic layers (MOLs), composed of six-connected Zr 6 nodes and the tritopic carboxylate ligand BTB, by a solvent-assisted ligand incorporation method. The loads of TCPP and PPIX are 6.4 and 10.9 wt %, respectively. The detoxification of simulants of the nerve agent and the blister agent was conducted to investigate the catalytic activity of porphyrin-moiety-functionalized MOLs. The reaction half-life of optimal TCPP-functionalized MOL catalyzing the hydrolysis of a nerve agent simulant is only 2.8 min, meanwhile, the half-life of the selective catalytic oxidation of a blister agent simulant is only 1.2 min under LED illumination. More importantly, such a degradation half-life is only about 4 min under natural sunlight (∼60 mW/cm 2 ). To our knowledge, TCPP-functionalized MOL is by far the most efficient catalyst for blister agent simulant degradation under solar light. Therefore, 2D ultrathin MOLs on demand appear to be a promising and efficient material platform for the development of bifunctional catalysts for CWA protection.