Achieving multifunctional van der Waals nanoelectronic devices on one structure is essential for the integration of 2D materials; however, it involves complex architectural designs and manufacturing processes. Herein, a facile, fast, and versatile laser direct write micro/nanoprocessing to fabricate diode, NPN (PNP) bipolar junction transistor (BJT) simultaneously based on a pre‐fabricated black phosphorus/molybdenum disulfide heterostructure is demonstrated. The PN junctions exhibit good diode rectification behavior. Due to different carrier concentrations of BP and MoS2, the NPN BJT, with a narrower base width, renders better performance than the PNP BJT. Furthermore, the current gain can be modulated efficiently through laser writing tunable base width WB, which is consistent with the theoretical results. The maximum gain for NPN and PNP is found to be ≈41 (@WB≈600 nm) and ≈12 (@WB≈600 nm), respectively. In addition, this laser write processing technique also can be utilized to realize multifunctional WSe2/MoS2 heterostructure device. The current work demonstrates a novel, cost‐effective, and universal method to fabricate multifunctional nanoelectronic devices. The proposed approach exhibits promise for large‐scale integrated circuits based on 2D heterostructures.