Directional and self-propelled flow in open channels has a variety of applications, including microfluidic and medical devices, industrial filtration processes, fog-harvesting, and condensing apparatuses. Here, we present versatile three-dimensional-printed liquid diodes that enable spontaneous unidirectional flow over long distances for a wide range of liquid contact angles (CAs). Typically, we can achieve average flow velocities of several millimeters per second over a distance of tens to hundreds millimeters. The diodes have two key design principles. First, a sudden widening in the channels' width, in combination with a small bump, the pitch, ensure pinning of the liquid in the backward direction. Second, an adjustable reservoir with differing expansion angles, the bulga, is introduced to manipulate the liquid velocity. Using a combination of experiments and lattice Boltzmann simulations, we provide a comprehensive analysis of the flow behavior and speed within the channels depending on CAs, pitch heights, and bulga angles. This provides guidelines for the fabrication of bespoke liquid diodes with optimal design for their potential applications. As a feasibility investigation, we test our design for condensation of water from fog and subsequent transport uphill.