“…Despite being rarely recognized (e.g., Gibling et al, ; Hartley et al, ; McMahon & Davies, ), at least some single‐thread rivers existed long before plants colonized land (Long, , ; Ielpi & Rainbird, ; Santos & Owen, ; Ielpi et al, , 2017). Moreover, some single‐thread rivers meander on Earth today in the virtual absence of macroscopic plant life (Matsubara et al, ; Ielpi, ; Ielpi & Lapôtre, ‐b; Santos et al, ). Finally, another barren endmember of single‐thread rivers comes from Mars.…”