In Hund's metals, the local ferromagnetic interaction between orbitals leads to an emergence of complex electronic states with large and slowly fluctuating magnetic moments. Introducing a new analysis of a Hund's coupled mixed valence quantum impurity, we gain analytic insight into recent numerical renormalization group studies. We show that valence fluctuations drastically impedes the development of a large fluctuating moment over a wide swath of temperatures and energy, characterized by quenched orbital degrees of freedom and a singular logarithmic behavior of the spin susceptibility χ sp (ω) ∝ [ω log(ω/T eff K ) 2 ] −1 , closely resembling power-law scaling χ sp (ω) ∼ ω −γ . These singular spin fluctuations may play an important role in future models of Hund's driven Cooper pairing.