We propose that the dark matter abundance is set by the decoupling of inelastic scattering instead of annihilations. This coscattering mechanism is generically realized if dark matter scatters against states of comparable mass from the thermal bath. Coscattering points to dark matter that is exponentially lighter than the weak scale and has a suppressed annihilation rate, avoiding stringent constraints from indirect detection. Dark matter upscatters into states whose late decays can lead to observable distortions to the blackbody spectrum of the cosmic microwave background.Introduction: Dark Matter (DM) constitutes most of the matter in our Universe, but its origin is unknown. One of the most attractive possibilities is that DM starts in thermal equilibrium in the early Universe, and its abundance is set once its annihilations become slower than the expansion rate. This framework is insensitive to initial conditions and has the further appeal of tying the DM abundance to its (potentially observable) interactions.The most widely considered possibility is that 2-to-2 annihilations to Standard Model (SM) particles set the DM relic density. This is known as the Weakly Interacting Massive Particle (WIMP) paradigm [1-4] and points to DM particles with weak scale masses and crosssections. This theoretical framework has had considerable impact shaping experimental searches for DM.However it has long been appreciated that simple variations to the cosmology of thermal relics can have dramatic consequences. In a seminal paper, Ref.[5] enumerates three "exceptions" to thermal relic cosmology: (1) mutual annihilations of multiple species (coannihilations), (2) annihilations into heaver states (forbidden channels), and (3) annihilations near a pole in the cross section. These exceptions lead to phenomenology that can differ significantly from standard WIMPs (see for example [11][12][13]34]), while sharing their appealing theoretical features.In this letter, we introduce a fourth exception. Like Ref.[5], we assume DM begins in thermal equilibrium, has its number diluted through 2-to-2 annihilations, and has a temperature that tracks the photon temperature (for studies that relax at least one of these assumptions see for example Refs. [14][15][16][17][18][19][20][21][22][23][24][25][26][27]). We consider the presence of two states charged under the symmetry that stabilizes DM: χ and ψ, where m χ < m ψ and χ is DM. We assume that χ annihilations are suppressed, and two processes are active: