biomedicine, [2,3] tribology, [4] photonics, [5] and electrocatalysis, [6] among others. Significant progress has been made recently in fabricating and functionalizing 2D nanosheets of transition metal dichalcogenides. [7] This progress has focused on the functionalization of mono-or few-layer nanosheets with lateral dimensions greater than 100 nm by combining chemical exfoliation, [8][9][10][11][12] micromechanical exfoliation, [13] or liquid exfoliation [14] with the reaction of functionalities. The formation and functionalization of smaller 2D nanoparticles or quantum dots, on the other hand, is still in its infancy.In what has been cited as the first direct evidence of covalent functionalization of a nanoscale transition metal dichalcogenide, Tuxen et al. produced MoS 2 monolayer nanoclusters in ultrahigh vacuum on a gold substrate and attached dibenzothiophene molecules to the clusters via controlled vapor exposure. [15,16] Beyond substrate-supported nanoclusters, the functionalization of nongraphene 2D nanoparticles suspended in solution was reported last year. Atkin et al. combined ultrasonication of WS 2 with microwave treatment in a citric acid-containing solution to produce monolayer WS 2 nanosheets ≈20-80 nm in diameter decorated with 2-5 nm carbon dots. [6] Jung et al. impinged BN flakes with super-heated nanoparticles then exposed them to water vapor to produce edge-hydroxylated BN quantum dots with 8 nm lateral size. [2] These techniques for fabricating and functionalizing 2D nanosheets and smaller nanoparticles are relatively slow (in some cases requiring several days), often require dangerous chemicals and elevated temperatures, and their demonstration has been material specific. In the case of functionalized 2D nanoparticles other than graphene, such as functionalized MoS 2 , WS 2 , and BN quantum dots, potentially exciting multifunctional optical properties have not been realized. The ability to produce a variety of hybrid 2D nanoparticles that possess the optical properties of both the host 2D material and functional groups would be extremely valuable for many of the aforementioned applications.We introduce a rapid femtosecond laser technique that simultaneously reduces the dimensions of flakes of 2D materials to a few nanometers and dissociates solvent molecules to bond with the edges of the freshly cleaved 2D sheets, in order to produce functionalized nanoparticles of 2D materials. Etha nol, a common and inexpensive solvent, is used to facilitate functionalization A general, rapid technique is introduced to simultaneously fabricate and functionalize nanoparticles of 2D materials. A femtosecond laser is used to irradiate flakes of 2D materials in an ethanol-containing solvent. The highly energetic laser pulses exfoliate and cleave the flakes into nanosheets with diameters of ≈3 nm and simultaneously dissociate the solvent molecules. The dissociated carbon and oxygen atoms bond with the freshly cleaved 2D nanoparticles to satisfy edge sites, resulting in the formation of hybrid 2D nanoparticles...