A short enantioselective total synthesis of englerin A, a guaiane sesquiterpene with significant in vitro antitumor activity, is reported. Key features of this total synthesis are an organocatalytic asymmetric decarboxylative aldol reaction, a neighboring‐group‐participating [4+3] cycloaddition, a novel one‐pot Heck coupling/regioselective 1,4‐hydrosilylation/Tamao–Fleming oxidation cascade, and a kinetic CBS reduction, generating the optically pure natural product in 6.7 % overall yield over twelve steps starting from methylglyoxal. Selective saponification of the more reactive glycolic ester moiety of englerin A also gave (−)‐englerin B.