Vitamins are essential for supporting daily physiological functions and are crucial for metabolic processes, including preventing vascular events and delaying the progression of diabetic nephropathy. The specific assessment of food and pharmaceutical compound quality requires the highly sensitive evaluation of vitamins B5, B7, and B9. Therefore, it is necessary to have a fast screening method for multivitamin tablets, pharmaceutical tablets, water, food, including raw egg yolk, and biological fluids, including urine, in order to ensure the precise identification and measurement of vitamins B5, B7, and B9. This paper introduces a novel disposable stochastic miniplatform that utilizes an incorporated 2D stochastic sensor to be able to simultaneously assay the three vitamins. Cobaltphthalocyanine was used to modify the carbon film of the 2D sensor. High sensitivities (of 10 2 −10 8 s −1 g −1 mL magnitude order) and low detection limits (of pg mL −1 magnitude order) were recorded for the disposable stochastic miniplatforms. The validation procedure involved the utilization of pharmaceutical tablets, supplement tablets, water samples, food samples, including raw egg yolk, and biological samples, specifically urine. The disposable stochastic miniplatforms demonstrate cost-effectiveness and suitability for the fast screening tests, with a time frame of 6 min, across a range of samples, a capacity of over 150 measurements, and an endurance of up to one month. Recovery values higher than 94.00% with RSD (%) values lower than 1.00 were recorded.