We explore broadband, wide-angle mid-infrared rectification based on nanopatterned hyperbolic metamaterials (HMMs), composed of two dissimilar metals separated by a subnanometer tunnel barrier. The exotic slow-light modes supported by such periodically trenched HMMs efficiently trap incident radiation in massively parallel metal-insulator-metal tunnel junctions supporting ultrafast optical rectification induced by photon-assisted tunneling. This leads to highly efficient photon-to-electron conversion, orders of magnitude larger than conventional optical rectennas. Our results promise an impact on infrared energy harvesters and plasmonic photodetectors. PACS: 42.25.Bs, 42.65.An, 78.56.-a, 78.67.Pt, 85.60.Gz. Photon-assisted tunneling is an intrinsic quantum-size effect in plasmonic nanostructures, which has recently attracted growing interest because of its exotic nonlinear and nonlocal optical properties [1]-[7]. The excitation of surface plasmon polariton resonances, combined with J qV J qV J qV qV n J ω J