This paper introduces Crescando: a scalable, distributed relational table implementation designed to perform large numbers of queries and updates with guaranteed access latency and data freshness. To this end, Crescando leverages a number of modern query processing techniques and hardware trends. Specifically, Crescando is based on parallel, collaborative scans in main memory and so-called "querydata" joins known from data-stream processing. While the proposed approach is not always optimal for a given workload, it provides latency and freshness guarantees for all workloads. Thus, Crescando is particularly attractive if the workload is unknown, changing, or involves many different queries. This paper describes the design, algorithms, and implementation of a Crescando storage node, and assesses its performance on modern multi-core hardware.