Topological noncollinear magnetic phases of matter are at the heart of many proposals for future information nanotechnology, with novel device concepts based on ultrathin films and nanowires. Their operation requires understanding and control of the underlying dynamics, including excitations such as spin waves. So far, no experimental technique has attempted to probe large wave-vector spin waves in noncollinear low-dimensional systems. In this paper, we explain how inelastic electron scattering, being suitable for investigations of surfaces and thin films, can detect the collective spin-excitation spectra of noncollinear magnets. To reveal the particularities of spin waves in such noncollinear samples, we propose the usage of spin-polarized electron-energy-loss spectroscopy augmented with a spin analyzer. With the spin analyzer detecting the polarization of the scattered electrons, four spin-dependent scattering channels are defined, which allow us to filter and select specific spin-wave modes. We take as examples a topological nontrivial skyrmion lattice, a spin-spiral phase, and the conventional ferromagnet. Then we demonstrate that, counterintuitively and in contrast to the ferromagnetic case, even non-spin-flip processes can generate spin waves in noncollinear substrates. The measured dispersion and lifetime of the excitation modes permit us to fingerprint the magnetic nature of the substrate.