Water contamination by toxic heavy elements is becoming an urgent problem in environmental science and separation technologies. However, the design of sophisticated absorbents with high stability and outstanding removal efficacy for ion coadsorption is still a technical challenge. Herein, inspired by biological Hg/Se antagonism detoxification, we have designed the first porous polymer network (PPN) for the concurrent removal of Hg/Se species in aqueous solutions. Remarkably, the MoS 4 2− functionalized PPN-150-MoS 4 exhibits a rapid and highly efficient simultaneous removal of toxic anions (SeO 4 2− and SeO 3 2− ) and metals (Hg 2+ ). The high thiophilicity of Hg 2+ leads to 99.9% removal within minutes. More importantly, selenite and selenate, typically known for being difficult to remove from aqueous environments, can be removed by PPN-150-MoS 4 , exhibiting >99% removal within minutes when in the presence of Hg 2+ . At the same time, the removal efficiency for Se(IV) and Se(VI) oxoanions in the absence of Hg 2+ is very low, reaching only 14% removal. Overall, PPN-150-MoS 4 exhibits one of the highest adsorption capacities toward SeO 3 2− (124 mg/g), making it a promising and cheap sorbent material for water remediation applications. This work provides a fresh route for detoxification and remediation strategies that aim to regulate the presence of toxic ions in nature. The material herein shall guide the state-of-the-art design of efficient water treatment techniques through a combination of biological antagonism and materials chemistry.