The future of the experimental analysis of behavior (EAB) is dire and, in its current form, its demise seems all but inevitable. Lack of academic jobs and, as a result, opportunities for training the next generation of EAB scholars provide the principle evidence that EAB will soon cease to exist. Future opportunities to pursue EAB likely depend upon more intentional and systematic integration with applied behavior analysis (ABA), as well as other applications (i.e., translational research), and in other fields (e.g., neuroscience).