“…Not for nothing were the 1 'Narrative' is to be understood in a relatively non-technical sense here, and throughout, namely the recounting by a speaker of a sequence of past-time events. Lowrey (2009) uses the same term in a very different way, so the terminology has yet to stabilize. 2 Detective Chief Inspector Bob Qazi, describing the events surrounding a tiger attacking a small child in a British zoo: http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/may/27/tiger-attack-zoo-worker-cumbria 3 Police officer explaining the death of a small girl in a traffic accident:…”