A minimally coupled nonrelativistic quantum particle in 1d is shown to be isomorphic to a much heavier, vibrating, very thin Euler-Bernoulli rod in 3d, whose ratio of bending modulus to linear density is ( /2m) 2 . Axial body forces and terminal twisting couples acting on the rod play the role of scalar and vector potentials, respectively, and within the semiclassical approximation, rod inextensibility plays the role of normalization. Orbital angular momentum quantized in units of /2 emerges when the force and couple-free inextensible rod is formed into a ring, and the ring vibrates in a toroidal helix mode. The isomorphism suggests something akin to wavefunction collapse occurs in dynamical buckling, and further suggests how to construct a new kind of classical analog of a 1d Bloch electron.